Overheard @ Thanksgiving Dinner

Boobies

Grandpa: Talk about a huge breast!

Pinky Rings

Grandma: I thought pinky rings were for homosexuals?

Grandson: No, grandma. They’re for Italians.

While watching the parade…

Overheard while watching parade: I don’t know what character that is but I recognize him—he’s on my underwear

Coledge

Cousin: I went to college for 2 years and it took me 8 years to pay it off

Some chocolate dessert…

Mom: This chocolate is from Colombia and it’s not very good. I think they cut and prepare it the same way they make their cocaine.

Son: And you know that from experience?

Turkey = Dinosaurs

Grandson: Remember when you insisted that Turkeys are dinosaurs last Thanksgiving?

Grandma: They are!