Grandpa: Talk about a huge breast!
Grandma: I thought pinky rings were for homosexuals?
Grandson: No, grandma. They’re for Italians.
Overheard while watching parade: I don’t know what character that is but I recognize him—he’s on my underwear
Mom: This chocolate is from Colombia and it’s not very good. I think they cut and prepare it the same way they make their cocaine.
Son: And you know that from experience?